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Oprah Winfrey made the cover of her magazine
Good 'cause I did not get enough of her on TV
When she tells me what to buy and what to read
I do what she says, she knows what I need
She's my favorite billionaire
I joined her book club twenty months ago
I will only read it if she tells me so
A few years back she started a daytime TV show
and taught us things she thought we all should know
I want to be like her, she is so smart
I talk about her with my friends as I shop at the Wal-mart
When she speaks I listen, I really take it to heart
I've decided we should never ever be apart
She goes through the same troubles I do everyday
Well except for the money thing- she has plenty of that
Like Dr. Phil, she reminds me that it'll all be ok
As long as we take her advice and live our lives her way
I want to be like her, she is so smart
I talk about her with my friends, as I shop at the Wal-mart
I wish she would run for President of the United States
She might be the only one who could actually afford it
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